My Sassy 'Crown Princess'

Chapter 67: Birthday Present

Translator: Guy Gone Bad

Lou Yu stood up and walked out. Watching him leave, Mo Fei grinded his teeth and said,

“Oh, this son of bitch, how could he be so shameless to ask a birthday present from me directly? He is even more thick-skinned than I am!” said Mo Fei bitterly.

Mo Yi rubbed his chin and said, “Young master, you can buy a cheap one to pay the lip service.”

Mo Fei rolled his eyes, “Do you think I’m going to buy him something fancy? You really overthink things. It’s not a question of buying something cheap or premium. The thing is that I still have to pay even if I buy him a cheap one.”

Mo Yi nodded, “That’s absolutely true! Even a star coin, it is out of your pocket.”

Mo Fei then said grumpily, “How could this guy’s birthday the day after tomorrow? If it is the day before, then I wouldn’t have to buy him any present.”

Mo Yi hesitantly looked at Mo Fei, “Young master, what gift are you gonna buy for Prince Yu?”

Mo Fei said with a treacherous smile: “I heard East Wind Mall had brought in a new batch of dolls, small and exquisite, looking beautiful, and had very high simulation. The most important thing is you can buy one and get one free. It’s said the free one is low quality and doesn’t look good, but already good enough for that that rough man!”

Mo Yi blinked and said, “Young master, you want to send Prince Yu a doll?”

Mo Fei nodded and said, “Yes! You also know, this guy’s jimbook is too tough. I’m afraid this guy would never marry a real beautiful woman, but only a false one. I’m only afraid even a false beautiful woman couldn’t bear that asshole and has air leakage in a few days.”

When Mo Yi was about to say something, suddenly the expression on his face changed and he said at the door coldly, “Who is hiding at the door? What do you want?”

Su Rong toughened his scalp and came in.

Mo Fei looked at Su Rong and asked unfriendly, “Su Rong, what are you doing in the doorway?”

Su Rong smiled awkwardly and said, “I didn’t hide in the doorway. I just didn’t come in in time.”

Mo Fei gave him a cold hum, while looking at him unfriendly.

Su Rong ignored Mo Yi, and said to Mo Fei hastily, “Lord Mo Fei, I seem to overhear you and Mo Yi were talking about the birthday gift for the prince.”

Mo Fei nodded and said, “Yeah, yeah! I’m thinking about it. Do you have any good suggestions?”

Su Rong smiled stiffly and said, “Lord Mo Fei, the prince is a hero among men. I’m afraid he has little interest in dolls.”

Mo Fei disapprovingly looked at Su Rong, saying with an innocent tone, “But how do you know? Would he also tell you such private thing?”

Su Rong smiled awkwardly and said, “No, I just guessed.”

Mo Fei disdainful looked at Su Rong, “You guessed? Then it’d be definitely wrong.”

Su Rong, “...”

“Lord Mo Fei, recently Mo Bei Weapon Shop has introduced a batch of source weapons, and the prince fancies a sword.” Su Rong reminded him.

Mo Fei looked at Su Rong and asked, “A sword? How many star coins does it cost?”

“Two hundred million!” Su Rong took a careful look at Mo Fei.

Mo Fei’s heart suddenly quivered, but his face was still calm, “200 million? So it is 200 million. A sword 200 million? Are they trying to rob money? It’s not as good as a doll. I’d love a doll if it were me.”

“The prince is really not into dolls.” Su Rong said.

Mo Fei looked at Su Rong pitifully, “Any man would like such things. Of course, men all like duplicity. If someone asks me, I would also say I don’t like them, but actually deep in my heart I like them very much.”

“But the prince...is not an ordinary man.” said Su Rong.

Mo Fei looked at Su Rong and said, “Su Rong, you mean the prince...has a problem...of his man’s part?”

Su Rong freaked out, “Lord Mo Fei, I absolutely have no such meaning.”

“Come on! I know you mean that. How come an ordinary man doesn’t like it, unless...” Mo Fei was trying to indicate something.

Su rong’s face went white. “Lord Mo Fei, I really... ”

Mo Fei then smirked and said, “You don’t have to be so anxious. Rest assured. I won’t tell the prince that you said he has impotence behind his back...”

Su Rong: “....Lord Mo Fei, have I offended you or what?””

“What do you think?” Mo Fei asked back.

Su Rong, “...”

Mo Fei looked at Su Rong’s idiotic appearance, “You don’t even know how you have offended our young master? Oh man! You are an absolute idiot.”

Su Rong awkwardly looked at Mo Yi, “Please enlighten me.”

“You egged on our young master to buy the prince a 200-million present! 200 million! It’s whole 200 million!” said Mo Yi with emotion.

“Yes, two hundred million! Do you know how many delicious Black Forest cakes 200 million can buy? A million! A million!” said Mo Fei emotionally.

“The delicious Black Forest cake is like two thousand each.” Su Rong whispered.

“Yeah, two thousand. Do you have a problem?” asked Mo Fei.

Su Rong smiled awkwardly and said, “Lord Mo Fei, 200 million won’t buy 1 million black forest cakes, only 100,000.”Su Rong reminded him.

MoFei then said contemplatively, “So it is calculated one more zero! Are you laughing at my poor arithmetic?”

Su Rong hurriedly said, “No, of course not.”

May Fei puffed up the air and said: “Hum, you better not.”

Su Rong, “...”