I Can't Be Sword God

Chapter 359



Someone in the dark shouted.

A smile that was like a wild chrysanthemum rose on old DU’s face. He changed his previous attitude and warmly shook the hands of the orthodoxy’s chief.

“Teacher Guo, you’ve worked hard.”

He bent down again and held the eldest Princess ‘hand.

“Great teacher, you’ve worked hard.”

“Hey, what are you doing?” The two women were a little confused when they saw his actions.

“Kill them all, kill them all.”

Suddenly, two men walked out from both sides of the palace. One of them was extremely handsome and had a cold expression. One of them had a strange appearance and a cold expression.

The two men were Li Chu and Zhao liangchen.

“Who are you guys?” The eldest Princess was bewildered.

“They’re all behind the scenes staff.” “Without them, today wouldn’t have gone so smoothly,” du Lanke introduced.

When he saw Li Chu, he immediately jogged down and said excitedly, ” “Master, I did it.”

“Yeah, it’s amazing that you can act like this at your age.” Li Chu commented seriously.

hmm. du Lanke thought carefully whether it was a compliment or not.

not bad indeed. I can say that you didn’t waste your rich experience. Zhao liangchen said.

Du Lanke smiled again.

The content of ’emotional intelligence’ was too important.

“I have to thank deyun temple for what I have today, especially my master.” Elder du calmed his emotions and said, ” if he didn’t clear the obstacles for me behind the scenes, I wouldn’t have had any glorious moments.

Just as the three of them were lamenting each other’s hard work, the orthodoxy’s chief and the eldest Imperial Princess were completely at a loss.

Seeing that their conversation was becoming more and more lively, gradually bringing up things like “nomination,””shortlisted,””best” Kongtong, and so on, the orthodoxy’s chief’s explosive temper was finally unable to endure.

This is the palace of Huaxu country, and the coup has not subsided yet. Are you playing house here?

She shouted from the top of the stairs, ” “Woof! Where did you people come from? do you think the first Princess and I don’t exist?”

“Oh, right. I forgot about you guys.” Li Chu looked up at the stairs and raised his finger.

“Stop.”

As soon as this voice came out, the orthodoxy’s chief and the eldest Princess entered a state of stiffness one after another.

It was not until she saw this scene that the eyes of the second Princess, who had been imprisoned for a long time, revealed a trace of relief.

It was comfortable.

......

In the morning, the sun shone on the bed.

“Ha Yingluo.”

The little koi fish opened its eyes. As usual, it flicked its ahoge, rubbed its big and drowsy eyes, gave a long yawn, stretched its back, and slowly got out of bed.

She looked around and realized that the empty house was a little unfamiliar. After thinking for a while, he remembered that he had been in a secret realm and had been doing missions for the whole night.

She rubbed her neck and thought to herself that this mission was really tiring.

She had done so much that her head was aching.

She wanted to take a look at the situation outside. She slowly walked over and pushed open the palace door.

Then, he was so shocked that he jumped.

“”What are you guys doing?”

At the bottom of the stairs outside her bedroom, a large group of civil and military officials of Huaxu state in all kinds of clothes were kneeling on one knee.

Then, the officials knelt down and said in unison, ” “There was chaos in the palace last night, and the king, the eldest Princess, and the second Princess were all killed in the chaos, Xuanji.”

we are here to welcome the third princess’s ascension to the throne!

“Eh?”

The little koi fish’s eyes widened as it looked at the situation in front of it, wondering if it was still in the middle of a ‘mission’.

It turns out that one can become a monarch after sleeping?

......

When the strong light fell, four figures appeared in the deepest part of the Huaxu secret realm.

Chen fuhuang’s soul clone appeared again and looked at the few of them with an unfriendly gaze. “I didn’t expect you guys to be able to complete a mission like Yingluo.”

“Hehe, how can this be a problem for my master?”

Old du found that his little Dudu had returned and was very proud. He said this with a smile.

those eldest and second princesses are unattainable in the eyes of outsiders, but they’re like toys in my master’s hands.

Li Chu frowned. He felt something was wrong with du Lanke’s words, so he glanced at him.

She looked at Li Chu and nodded in agreement. I really can’t see through you.

Zhao liangchen looked at the little koi fish and asked, ” “I’m not jealous. I’m just curious why lady Yue ‘er’s mission is so easy, and she completed it just like us after a night’s sleep.”

...

“Hehe.” The little koi fish smiled in embarrassment.

“Hmph,” he snorted. The soul clone snorted, ” is it really that simple? Can you do it?”

hmm ... Zhao liangchen thought for a while, ” if it were me, I wouldn’t be able to sleep so soundly when the battle outside is so intense.

Thinking about it carefully, it was really difficult to be so big-hearted.

and you don’t have to worry about the difficulty of the mission. There will be a difference in the rewards for different levels of missions. The divine clone said in a clear voice.

He paced around them as if he was thinking about something. After a while, he said, ” “Considering that you’ve almost all completed your missions perfectly, I’ll give you some opportunities to choose. Tell me, do you have anything you want in particular?”

Li Chu recalled what Chu Xiangyu had mentioned before, and replied, ” “Is there a treasure that can allow a man to cultivate Huaxu Sutra without castration?”

this Lao Ai does have some tricks up his sleeve. the split-soul nodded and raised his hand. it’s all thanks to you that you ended the reincarnation of the Huaxu Mystic realm last time, which allowed you to deduce these things in the next five hundred years.

A golden piece of paper wrapped in a ray of light landed in front of Li Chu.

this is a prescription. After taking it, the man can cultivate the Huaxu Sutra without castration.

Li Chu took the prescription and looked at it. There were many parts that he did not recognize, and he did not know if it had been lost. However, this was something the Chu clan should consider.

...

Of course, if it was easy to make, he could also consider it.

“It’s just that there are some terrifying side effects after taking this medicine. I still have to remind you.” “If you eat this medicine, you’ll lose your beard,” the avatar said slowly.

“Haha, what kind of side effect is this?” “We also shave when we go out,” Zhao liangchen said with a smile.

he even inadvertently wriggled his butt while walking,

“What?” Zhao liangchen frowned,”that’s a little damaging to my image, but it’s okay for Qianqian to sacrifice a little image in order to practice the divine skill.”

“And would also unconsciously raise an orchid to point at the Pixiu.”

Zhao liangchen blinked his eyes and said,”it’s a little weird for a man to be like this, but if you can really train your body to a high level, it’s not even worth mentioning.”

“Ha, then it’s fine.” The clone spread his hands. since you can accept this, then a small thing like erectile dysfunction probably doesn’t matter. Don’t worry and eat as much as you want. Let’s have the next Qianqian.

“Don’t describe the most terrifying side effect as the most insignificant one!” Everyone shouted in unison.

Li Chu gradually dispelled the idea of cultivating on his own after hearing about the side effects.

It was better to let Chu Xiangyu think about this alone.

After Li Chu received his reward, it was du Lanke’s turn.

Old du knocked on his head and thought for a while before saying, ” “Give me a magic treasure or a divine ability. I want to increase my power. I don’t want to always be a burden to master.”

Li Chu patted old DU’s shoulder, indicating that he did not think that he was a burden.

However, he was still very touched by her sincerity.

He carefully sized up the two of them and said, ” “Considering the difference in strength between you two, it’s hard for me to think of anything that can make you reach the level where you won’t drag him down, hehe.”

that’s true. old du thought for a while. why don’t you give me a cosmos magical weapon? recently, I’ve been running into a lot of things that I have to carry. If I have a cosmic magic tool with a large space, I can help master Carry more things. It will be of some use.”

“This is possible.” The split-soul snapped his fingers.

PA.

A ball of light descended from the sky, and a cloth bag was wrapped in it. It looked like a scholar’s book basket. There were two straps on it, and it looked quite simple.

“This is a book bag made by a Saint of Huaxu state. It is said that he once had the ambition to store all the books in the world in it, so it has a lot of space. However, other than that, he had no other merits. If it’s only used to store things, that would be for the best.”

“Haha, it’s just right for me,”

Old du picked up his small backpack. It felt light and did not feel heavy at all.

While he was turning into a satchel, it was Zhao liangchen’s turn to choose a gift.

“I want a money tree,” Zhao liangchen said excitedly.

Li Chu looked at him and felt a little emotional.

He, who was in a hurry to buy a house and get married, had already transformed from a pure and lofty cultivator to a secular young man whose head was full of money.

This was probably the legendary love that could change a person.

Lao AI’s clone squinted at Zhao liangchen with a cold expression.

what? ” Zhao Liang Chen scratched his head. can’t I? ” How about a treasure bowl?”

i f * cking want it too. Is there really such a thing in the world? ” The soul clone said in a bad mood.

“Alright, Zhenzhen.” Zhao liangchen thought for a while and said, ” Is there any treasure that can make me handsome? ”

His magical clone fell into silence again.

A moment later, he shrugged. let’s talk about the problem of money trees.

It was Zhao liangchen’s turn to be silent.

“Money trees and treasure bowls don’t have kasayas, but I do have another magical artifact with a similar function,” he said after thinking for a while.

As he spoke, he raised his hand, and a broken bowl wrapped in a ball of light fell in front of Zhao liangchen.

There was no color on the bowl, as if it was just made of ordinary white porcelain, and there was a gap on the side.

Li Chu looked at it. Although he did not know what was so magical about it, he was a little envious just by listening to the description.

“This bowl is called the ‘fortune bowl’. It’s also a strange magic treasure that can be used three times a day. As long as you raised this item and shouted ‘congratulations on getting rich’, the person in front of you must throw silver coins at the bowl. It doesn’t matter how much, but you have to throw money, or you’ll be punished.” The avatar laughed,”how is it?” Is it to your liking?”

Zhao liangchen tilted his head and thought about it. He felt that something was wrong with the game.

“Why do I feel like if I were to hold a broken bowl and say” congratulations and prosperity,”even if this bowl isn’t a magic artifact, people would still give me money, right?”

“Good fellow, it’s a divine weapon for begging.” Old du, who was beside him, nodded.

Li Chu was no longer envious after hearing that.

Of course, no matter what, it would not be returned.

The split-soul looked at the little koi fish kindly. is there anything you want? ”

The little koi frowned and thought for a while, then shook his head and said, ” “I don’t seem to have anything I need, Yingluo.”

“Then uncle can give you anything, Yingluo.”

The avatar smiled and summoned a ball of light, which contained a sparkling round object.

“This thing is called the immortal Phoenix gall. Take it back and hold it in your palm every day. Breathe three times and try your best to digest the spiritual energy on it. If you persevere, you will have a wonderful effect. It’s especially suitable for a spirit beast like you to become a demon. As long as you persevere, it’s not impossible for you to become an earth immortal in the future.”

The little koi fish did not look too surprised when it took the treasure, but it still nodded and said, ” “Thank you,” she said.

Good Kasaya’s split-attention smiled and said, ” “What a polite and good child.”

“Wait,” Zhao liangchen came over suspiciously and asked the split-soul, ” “Why do I feel that the quality of the Kasaya you gave lady Yue ‘er is so much better than my beggar’s divine artifact?”

“You didn’t see wrong.” The soul clone had a calm expression.

but didn’t you say that the rewards would vary according to the difficulty of the mission? ” Zhao liangchen was confused.

“Yeah, isn’t the difference obvious?” It was a little strange to be distracted.

Zhao liangchen was stunned for a moment before he reacted.

So it turns out that

Was the gap actually on their side?

......

The new round of Huaxu projections came to an end. Li Chu and the others also came out of the secret realm and were warmly received by the Chu family’s team.

On the other side, Yan Ren had also returned to the Yan family.

“Unfilial son!”

With a bang, Yan Linan kicked Yan Ren three to five Zhang away, causing him to crash into the wall.

Yan Ren immediately spat out a mouthful of blood.

“You’ve spent more than half of the family’s budget in the Huaxu secret realm, but you got nothing. Now that the elders in the family are questioning me about where my money went, I’ll either lose the right to compete for the position of family head, or I’ll have to take out my own family property to make up for your deficit!”

“I’m asking you, where did the money go?”

“Father urged me not to embezzle a single cent. I only spent a large sum of money to hire a group of assassins to kill that little Daoist. “This way, not only can we obtain the treasures of the secret realm, but we can also take revenge and vent our anger,” Yan Ren explained weakly as he lay on the ground.

“What about the assassins you hired? With so much money, I’m afraid it’s enough to invite a dozen peak all creations to enter the secret realm, right?” Yan Linan asked angrily.

“Yup, Yingluo.” Yan Ren coughed twice and muttered, ” “Where are the assassins I hired?”

“You’re asking me?”

Yan Linan went up to him and gave him another kick, causing his big thing to do a backflip.

“Even though that little Daoist has some conflicts with you, they have already been resolved under the mediation of the elders. Even if you can’t invite him, we’ll just mind our own business, so why do you have to start a fight again? I’ve really spoiled you too much all these years. Do you think that just because you’re a Yan clan descendant, you can do whatever you want?”

Yan Linan shouted in a deep voice.

“Father, I’m just thinking for the family, Yingluo!” Yan Ren quickly explained, ” “That little Daoist has a conflict with me, so he naturally wouldn’t accept the Yan family’s invitation just for some money. However, other families can still invite him, and his divine power, the Huaxu Mystic realm, is an invincible existence. If he doesn’t die, the Yan family will never be able to gain anything from the Huaxu secret realm!”

“Hmph,” he snorted.

Yan Linan flicked his sleeves and sat down.

In fact, he also felt that what Yan Ren said was not without reason. Li Chu’s supernatural power was invincible when it came to seducing Jin Lu, and it was destined that whoever got Li Chu would get the Huaxu Mystic realm. In a situation where he had some conflicts with his family, he would definitely choose to help others first. The other six families all had a better chance than the Yan family.

After thinking for a while, he slowly stood up. what you said makes sense, but you’re still too reckless. How could it be the right way to kill people at the drop of a hat? You should know that the pugilistic world is not about fighting and killing.”

“Father, you have a way to deal with him?” Yan Ren raised his head.

“It’s easy to get rid of his influence in the Huaxu secret realm. As long as the other families don’t know that we have a grudge against the little Daoist, they will realize that the little Daoist will eventually benefit from this competition. They will naturally give up on asking him to help. We can join forces with the leaders of the seven families and make a promise.”

Yan Linan walked in front of Yan Ren and helped him float up while he analyzed the situation.

“Promise?” Yan Ren still didn’t understand. what promise? ”

Yan Linan said slowly,”of course it’s Wufu.”

“Promise not to use Li Chu first.”


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